Also!

Thank you to everybody for weighing in!

If anyone REALLY wants one, you should totally build one. I paid about 11 bucks for the box, platform, and dowels, used a handsaw to trim the platform to fit in the box and cut the dowels to length, and an electric drill for the holes to slip the dowels into. Pretty breeze-y. Oh, and some string and wood glue for binding the platform height dowels together. The doll heads cost about 3-4 bucks apiece, though.

That is some awesome craftsmanship right there. Well done, sir!

Dude, check thrift town or garage sales. I bet you could get doll heads cheaper.